The Onion Movie poster

The Onion Movie

America's Finest News Source.

Description: Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Genres: Comedy

Homepage: http://www.theonion.com/

Budget: $0 | Revenue : $0

Runtime: 80 minutes

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Len Cariou

Played Norm Archer

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Steven Seagal

Played Cock Puncher

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Larissa Laskin

Played Dana Dobbs

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Ken Takemoto

Played Sensei

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Don McManus

Played Dennis McCormick

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Michael Bolton

Played Michael Bolton

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Ahmed Ahmed

Played Ahmed

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Brendan Fletcher

Played White Black Guy Tim

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Daniel Dae Kim

Played Ivy Leaguer

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Meredith Baxter

Played Cooking Show Chef

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Jed Rees

Played Wizard Proteus

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Rodney Dangerfield

Played Rodney Dangerfield

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Ahmed B. Badran

Played Peruvian

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Brian Powell

Played Typical Neighbor Husband

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Scott Klace

Played Kip Kendall

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Barbara Pilavin

Played Alzheimers Old Lady

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Sandy Kenyon

Played Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

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Orlando Seale

Played Producer

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Erik Stolhanske

Played Producer

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Sarah McElligott

Played Melissa Cherry

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Randy Oglesby

Played Surgeon General

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Kwame Boateng

Played Dibo

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Richard Fancy

Played Kenneth Garber

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Alex Solowitz

Played The Masses

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Savannah Haske

Played Rapist Lisa

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Rebecca Lowman

Played Rape Victim Julie

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Jim Gleason

Played Steel Beam Architect

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Michael Harney

Played Line-Up Detective

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Angel Cassidy

Played Porn Star

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Gauge

Played Porn Star

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Robert Hoffman

Played Lollipop Love Dancer

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Joel McHale

Played Office Worker

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Harry Shum Jr.

Played Lollipop Love Dancer

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Kevin Federline

Played Lollipop Love Dancer

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Bo Barrett

Played Wigger Jim

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Chrissy Metz

Played Heavy Girl

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Marshall Manesh

Played Announcer

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Greg Cipes

Played Hippie Diplomant

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Nick Chinlund

Played Bryce Brand

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Jim Rash

Played Bryce's Manager

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Paul Scheer

Played Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

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John Viener

Played Peen Out Guy

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Gedde Watanabe

Played James Nakatami

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Chris Villa

Played Gay Guy

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